Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't easy being the Big Boss of an ogreempire. He's got piles of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding fairies, and the constant threat of pests.

To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his power tie. Another day, another dollar.

Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

• We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
• It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
• Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Marshland Melodies > Nine to Five

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the swamps , life moves at a different pace . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the chirping crickets and the gentle lapping of water . It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.

Lord Farquaad Is My Boss Send Help

This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me check here into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, send help!

The OGRE meme Lord

He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes that green goodness. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a troll.

• Nobody's funnier than this ogre
• Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
• Don't anger the meme lord

Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real soaker. We're lookin' at heavy rain all weekend long with heat indexes in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.